A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, “Cabin boy, get me my red shirt.” So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. … Continue reading →

A man snuck down in the middle of the night to find Santa placing some pressies under the tree.  Taking advantage of the opportunity the man badgered Santa to grant him three wishes.  Agreeing reluctantly, the man thought about his … Continue reading →

A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog … Continue reading →

A scientist gets on a train heading into the city. His carriage also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the farmer. “I will ask you a question and if … Continue reading →

A father suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, … Continue reading →